ACORN provides much needed service to up and coming pimps

Fulfilling a much needed role in the pimping as well as human cargo industries, ACORN has stepped in as the premier consultant to burgeoning pimps as they attempt to secure public capital in their startup ventures.  ACORN is now being touted as the industry leader and offers services from assistance in startup fiscal policies and acquisition of young talent from South American markets to maintenance of assets and corporate organization.

While the old adage “pimpin ain’t easy” still applies, ACORN eases those woes by transforming your cheap whorehouse into a well controlled brothel where ‘hoes’ are now ‘performing artists.’  With assistance from ACORN you can secure public assistance for your facility, enslaved workforce and management team leaving you to focus on the ever important task of keeping your pimp hand strong.

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