I’m not sure why this isn’t a one word story.

The story should read: “Luck!”

OK, so my buddy Matt and I are driving down IH-37 southbound to Corpus Christi when traffic begins to slow and the lanes merge into one.  Initial thought was that there was an accident or something and there would be a bunch of rubber-neckers holding up our progress to the beach.  We were right that it was something but we have no idea what as we were then detoured off the highway onto a back road but not before seeing this sign.

Now I’m no contruction manager nor a public safety officer but what the hell does this sign really mean?  This is the most ambiguous sign I’ve ever seen for public use.

Since this “incident” Matt and I have concluded that an alien spaceship had landed on the freeway ahead and was making first contact with the head of GM to tell them how to avoid the collapse of the American auto industry.  However, after stopping for some coffee and a paper they  realized that they were several years too late and now just needed money for gas because it had become too expensive to get home.

Also, there were no police or emergency vehicles around for this process.  Just a bunch of dudes with flags waving us onto some country ass road.

It’s nice to see our President out dating his wife.  I’ve actually seen quite a bit of controversy about this in the news lately and I can’t quite figure out why.  As the President is out meeing with foreign and domestic leaders he has also taken in a show and shared dinner with his wife.  It seems a completely appropriate and normal activity and even shows that they have a warm and loving relationship that they stimulate with activities and shared experiences.  It’s actually an example well-set for many married couples that I hope to follow myself one day.

If you’ve got the time or interest take a look at some of the views:
Fox News Obama Date Night
Google - Date Night In Paris
Reuters - Front Row Washington

Watch this one to the end.  The dog really goes at it!  Hahaha!

I make these little “mock” hip-hop albums with people in them but I thought I’d try my hand at a “mock” rock album.  So um, yeah, that’s it.

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Here is another hilarious clip from Conan where Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to ComiCon. It’s just as good as the one where he goes to the Star Wars premier. Watch!